I saw a headline a while back "Dundee safe from zombie attack, says city council". Definitely make sure that your candidates for high office give this issue the attention it deserves. Anyway here's a song about elections.
(recording to come)
Lyrics and Chords:
[F][C][E][Am]
[C][G][F][G7][C]
[C]
[C]Election day is coming and it's [G]time to make your choice
[F]Get out there and [C]use your vote, [G]let them hear your [C]voice
[C]
[C]You might think they're all the same, when you [G]look behind the spin
[F]No matter who you [C]vote for, the [G]government gets [C]in
But [F]make your choices [C]wisely, [G]consider their [C]effect
[F]Every vote is [C]counted, [G]every ballot [C]checked
So [F]ask them probing [C]questions, [G]make sure you hear them [C]say
[C]What they'll do a[G]bout the burning [F]issues [G7]of the [C]day[C7]
Will you [F]fund our edu[C]cation, will you [G]bring the libraries [C]back?
[F]Do you think that [C]Scotland should take [G]down the Union [C]Jack?
Will you [F]pay my unem[C]ployment if [E]I should get the [Am]sack?
[C]And how will you pro[G]tect us when the [F]zombie [G7]hordes at[C]tack?
[F][C][G][C]
[F][C][G][C]
[F][C][E][Am]
[C][G][F][G7]
[C]
[C]Leaflets through the mailbox where [G]promises are made
[F]Babies being [C]kissed and there's [G]posters on dis[C]play
But did you [F]check that their pri[C]orities are [G]just the same as [C]yours?
Are they [C]big on social [G]justice or just [F]keen on [G7]starting [C]wars?
[C7]
Will you [F]fund our edu[C]cation, will you [G]bring the libraries [C]back?
[F]Do you think that [C]Scotland should take [G]down the Union [C]Jack?
Will you [F]pay my unem[C]ployment if [E]I should get the [Am]sack?
[C]And how will you pro[G]tect us when the [F]zombie [G7]hordes at[C]tack?
[C7]
Will you [F]pay the nurses [C]fairly, stop [G]cutting wages [C]back?
Do you [F]care about the [C]climate, are [G]emission goals on [C]track?
[F]Will you make the [C]billionaires [E]pay their share of [Am]tax?
[C]And do you have a [G]plan for when the [F]zombie [G7]horde at[C]tacks?
[C7]
[F]Must we have a [C]cabinet full of [G]egomani[C]acs?
When [F]families are [C]starving will you [G]help or turn your [C]backs?
[F]But most im[C]portantly, I [E]need to have the [Am]facts,
[C]What will be the [G]plan when the [F]zombie [G7]horde at[C]tacks?
[F][C][E][Am]
[C][G][F][G7][C]
[C7]
When the [F]apocalypse is [C]coming will you [G]issue me an [C]axe?
We'll need [F]bunkers lined with [C]concrete and su[G]pplies of protein [C]packs,
The [F]army will be [C]helpless at [E]society's co[Am]llapse,
So we [C]need to be pre[G]pared for when the [F]zombie [G7]horde at[C]tacks.
[C7]
With the [F]undead on your [C]doorstep you'll be [E]sorry you were [Am]lax
So be [C]sure to make a [G]plan for when the [F]zombie [G7]horde at[C]tacks.
[F]Tell us the [G]plan for when the [F]zombie [G7]horde at[C]tacks?
Please [F]God let's have a [G]plan for when the [F]zombie [G7]horde at[C]tacks.