Keyboard Warriors

Ah yes, the internet troll. Often depicted as a nerdy kid with no friends hiding in their bedroom. Well I was a nerdy introverted kid who always had trouble making friends and I never felt the need to yell at people on the internet. Not that twitter had been invented yet but even if it had, there's much more constructive things to be getting on with.

Anyway, this is dedicated to all the awkward nerdy kids and introverts who harnessed their superpowers and grew up to be scientists, scholars, artists, musicians and so on.

The title character is meant to sound ridiculous here. I hope I'm getting close to that at least...

Lyrics and Chords:

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[F]Teachers [Am]always [Dm]yelling
[F]Homework [Am]always [Dm]late
[F]Bully[Am]ing the [Dm]smart kids
In[Bb]stead of having [C]mates

But when [Gm]you get [Dm]home from [C]school
[Gm]You're no[Dm]body's [C]fool

As a [Bb]Key[C]board [F]Warr[F/E]i[Dm]or,
[Bb]Bravely logging [C]on
[Bb]Key[C]board [F]Warr[F/E]i[Dm]ors,
[Bb]Righting [C]every [F]wrong

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[F]Boss does [Am]not re[Dm]spect you
[F]Work is [Am]just a [Dm]chore
[F]Waiting [Am]for the [Dm]evening
[Bb]Ready for the [C]war

When you [Gm]go home [Dm]every [C]night
To your [Gm]secret [Dm]double [C]life

You're a [Bb]Key[C]board [F]Warr[F/E]i[Dm]or,
[Bb]Setting twitter [C]straight
[Bb]Key[C]board [F]Warr[F/E]i[Dm]or,
On a [Bb]mission of [C]fear and [F]hate

[Bb]Key[C]board [F]Warr[F/E]i[Dm]or
[Bb]Boldly venting [C]spleen
[Bb]Key[C]board [F]Warr[F/E]i[Dm]or,
[Bb]Stationed [C]at your [F]screen

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[Gm]Nerdy kids and [Dm]introverts
Have [Gm]super powers [Dm]too
Become [Gm]heroes of art and [Dm]science,
But a[G7]nother special [C7]few

Become [Bb]Key[C]board [F]Warr[F/E]i[Dm]ors...
[Bb]Bravely logging [C]in
[Bb]Key[C]board [F]Warr[F/E]i[Dm]ors,
Dis[Bb]puting [C]every[F]thing [F7]

[Bb]Key[C]board [F]Warr[F/E]i[Dm]ors...
[Bb]Boldly venting [C]spleen
[Bb]Key[C]board [F]Warr[F/E]i[Dm]ors,
[Bb]Hiding be[C]hind their [F]screen

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