If you set your metronome to 76bpm, then at least one of the timings here is even correct.
(recording to come)
Lyrics and Chords:
[C][G][C][G][C]
It'll [C]take some time to [G]sing you this [C]song[G][C]
And you [C]probably [F]want to know how [G]long
So to [F]help you [G]know where we [C]are
I've [Dm]equipped it [G]with a progress [C]bar[G][C]
There's [F]two [G]minutes [C]left
There's [F]two [G]minutes [C]left
There's [F]five [G]minutes [C]left
There's [C]one minute [G]48 [C]left[G][C]
I en[C]listed the [G]help of some [C]pros[G][C]
The [C]team who built the [F]progress bar for [G]Chrome
It's [F]sure to [G]estimate it [C]right
So you [Dm]know you won't be [G]here all [C]night[G][C]
There's [F]one minute [G]57 [C]left
There's [F]three [G]minutes [C]left
There's [F]one [G]hour [C]left
[C][G][C]Stalled[G][C]
[C][G][C][G][C]
[C][F][G]
[F][G][C]
[Dm][G][C][G][C]
There's [F]three [G]days [C]left
There's [F]just a [G]few seconds [C]left
There's [F]one [G]minute [C]left
[C][G][C][G][C]Done