Raisins

If you suffer some mild annoyance, what you need is a collection of really mild curses. I do realise that some people like raisins in their cookies. Well, that just means more of the nice ones for myself.

(recording to come)

Lyrics and Chords:

[D]

I was [D]walking down the [A]corridor
And [G]you were just be[D]hind
You [D]followed through the [A]door
I [G]held it, to be [D]kind

Now I [G]really shouldn't [A]care
[D]That you didn't [Bm]thank me
I [G]do not wish you [A]lasting harm
But [G]if I may speak [B7]frankly

May the [Em]laces on your [A]shoes come loose how[D]ever tight you [G]tie them
May your [Bm]chips be under[G]cooked how[D]ever long you [A]fry them
May the [G]flatpack you [A]ordered come [D]with a missing [Bm]screw
May you [G]feel to urge to sneeze but... [E7] never [A]do

I hope the [G]hold music's [A]out of tune
As you [Bm]spend an hour [G]waiting
And the [Bm]chocolate chips in your [A]cookies
[G]Always turn [Gm]out to be [D]raisins

You [D]came around the [A]corner
[G]Running for the [D]bus
[D]I was here [A]long ago
But [G]still you got on [D]first

Now there's [G]room for all to [A]take a seat
It's [D]not so full to[Bm]day
And [G]I'm not one to [A]hold a grudge
But [G]still I have to [B7]say

When you [Em]go to the [A]checkout may you [D]pick the slowest [G]queue
When you [Bm]search the web for [G]answers may they [D]always be on [A]youtube
May the [G]clock in your [A]office [D]never get to [Bm]five
May you [G]always be out when the... (knock knock) [E7]courier ar[A]rives

May the [Em]laces on your [A]shoes come loose how[D]ever tight you [G]tie them
May your [Bm]chips be under[G]cooked how[D]ever long you [A]fry them
May the [G]flatpack you [A]ordered come [D]with a missing [Bm]screw
May you [G]feel to urge to sneeze but... [E7] never [A]do

I hope the [G]hold music's [A]out of tune
As you [Bm]spend an hour [G]waiting
And the [Bm]chocolate chips in your [A]cookies
[G]Always turn [Gm]out to be [D]raisins

I hope the [Bm]chocolate chips in your [A]cookies
[G]Always turn [Gm]out to be [D]raisins