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Don't pretend you always read them...

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Lyrics and Chords:

[A][Asus2][D][A]

[A]Welcome to our web site, there's [D]plenty to en[A]joy
[D]So much information and a [A]few cool [E]toys
[D]But when you use it you [A]have to …

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8-bit Crusader

I had half an hour to waste in Edinburgh and happened upon a retro gaming bar. So I spent the time playing some arcade classics. Typically very badly. Here's a song about one of them.

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Lyrics and Chords:

[C][F][C][F]
[C][F][G]

We [C …

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Blinky, Pinky, Inky and Clyde

In life, the reward for doing good work is more work. And usually, harder work. It's kind of similar in computer games. For example, the better Pac-man gets at escaping from the ghosts Blinky, Pinky, Inky and Clyde, the harder the challenge gets...

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Keyboard Warriors

Ah yes, the internet troll. Often depicted as a nerdy kid with no friends hiding in their bedroom. Well I was a nerdy introverted kid who always had trouble making friends and I never felt the need to yell at people on the internet. Not that twitter had been invented …

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Poetical Science

Ada Lovelace is widely regarded as the first computer programmer, writing a program for Charles Babbage's (unbuilt) Analytical Engine. More importantly, in my opinion, she was the first to recognise, as far back as 1843, that numbers could be used for more than calculation - that arranged the right way, they …

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