If you set your metronome to 76bpm, then at least one of the timings here is even correct.

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Lyrics and Chords:

[C][G][C][G][C]

It'll [C]take some time to [G]sing you this [C]song[G][C]
And you [C]probably [F]want to …

Don't pretend you always read them...

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Lyrics and Chords:

[A][Asus2][D][A]

[A]Welcome to our web site, there's [D]plenty to en[A]joy
[D]So much information and a [A]few cool [E]toys
[D]But when you use it you [A]have to …

If you know about Zeno of Elea, you can probably guess where this one's going...

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Lyrics and Chords:

[C][G][C]

I'd [C]like to sing a [G]song for [C]you
I'd [F]like to sing it [C]all the way [G]through
[C]But before …

I had half an hour to waste in Edinburgh and happened upon a retro gaming bar. So I spent the time playing some arcade classics. Typically very badly. Here's a song about one of them.

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Lyrics and Chords:

[C][F][C][F]
[C][F][G]

We [C …

I saw a headline a while back "Dundee safe from zombie attack, says city council". Definitely make sure that your candidates for high office give this issue the attention it deserves. Anyway here's a song about elections.

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Lyrics and Chords:

[F][C][E][Am]
[C][G][F …

We need more happy jolly tunes about the end of the world. Here's my attempt. Incidentally, we've only got 7.5 billion years really, so stop procrastinating and get that thing done.

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Lyrics and Chords:

[C][G][C]
[C][G][C]
[F][C][E7][Am]
[C][G7 …

When I was small, there were nine planets. Now, there's only eight. But there's a lot of dwarf planets out there, so here's a song about Pluto's new found status among the Trans Neptunian Objects. It's really just an excuse to sing lots of dwarf planet names.

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