Don't Go Breaking My Art

This doesn't entirely reflect my view. AI tools are, like all tools, just tools, and used wisely who knows what kind of wonders people will come up with in collaboration with them? Still, personally I'm much more keen on tools that make my life easier than tools for making my …

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Raisins

If you suffer some mild annoyance, what you need is a collection of really mild curses. I do realise that some people like raisins in their cookies. Well, that just means more of the nice ones for myself.

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Lyrics and Chords:

[D]

I was [D]walking down …

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The Devil Took An Uber To The Valley

The Devil doesn't just go to Georgia looking for souls. No, he also needs software developers to help maintain his internal systems, and where's he going to find them?

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Lyrics and Chords:

[Em][D][G][Em]
[Am][B7]

The [Em]Devil took an [D]Uber to The …

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Progress Bar

If you set your metronome to 76bpm, then at least one of the timings here is even correct.

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Lyrics and Chords:

[C][G][C][G][C]

It'll [C]take some time to [G]sing you this [C]song[G][C]
And you [C]probably [F]want to …

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Terms of Service

Don't pretend you always read them...

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Lyrics and Chords:

[A][Asus2][D][A]

[A]Welcome to our web site, there's [D]plenty to en[A]joy
[D]So much information and a [A]few cool [E]toys
[D]But when you use it you [A]have to …

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8-bit Crusader

I had half an hour to waste in Edinburgh and happened upon a retro gaming bar. So I spent the time playing some arcade classics. Typically very badly. Here's a song about one of them.

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Lyrics and Chords:

[C][F][C][F]
[C][F][G]

We [C …

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Burning Issues

I saw a headline a while back "Dundee safe from zombie attack, says city council". Definitely make sure that your candidates for high office give this issue the attention it deserves. Anyway here's a song about elections.

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Lyrics and Chords:

[F][C][E][Am]
[C][G][F …

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Ten Billion Years

We need more happy jolly tunes about the end of the world. Here's my attempt. Incidentally, we've only got 7.5 billion years really, so stop procrastinating and get that thing done.

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Lyrics and Chords:

[C][G][C]
[C][G][C]
[F][C][E7][Am]
[C][G7 …

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Trans Neptunian Objects

When I was small, there were nine planets. Now, there's only eight. But there's a lot of dwarf planets out there, so here's a song about Pluto's new found status among the Trans Neptunian Objects. It's really just an excuse to sing lots of dwarf planet names.

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