If you set your metronome to 76bpm, then at least one of the timings here is even correct.

(recording to come)

Lyrics and Chords:

[C][G][C][G][C]

It'll [C]take some time to [G]sing you this [C]song[G][C]
And you [C]probably [F]want to …

If you know about Zeno of Elea, you can probably guess where this one's going...

(recording to come)

Lyrics and Chords:

[C][G][C]

I'd [C]like to sing a [G]song for [C]you
I'd [F]like to sing it [C]all the way [G]through
[C]But before …