If you know about Zeno of Elea, you can probably guess where this one's going...
Lyrics and Chords:
[Bb][F][Bb]
I'd [Bb]like to sing a [F]song for [Bb]you
I'd [Eb]like to sing it [Bb]all the way [F]through
[Bb]But before I [F]get that [Bb]far
I [Eb]have to [Bb]sing you [F]the first [Bb]half [F][Bb]
[Bb][F][Bb]
And [Bb]before that I [F]think I [Bb]oughta
[Eb]Sing the whole of [Bb]the first [F]quarter
[Bb]Even then you'll [F]have to [Bb]wait
Un[Eb]til I've [Bb]got through [F]the first [Bb]eighth [F][G7]
[C][G][C]
[C]And of course I'll [G]need, I [C]reckon
The [F]first sixteenth, then [C]thirty [G]second
[C]Sixty fourth, one [G]twenty [C]eighth,
I'll [F]barely [C]get out [G]of the [C]gate [G][A7]
[D]I can't see a [A]good so[D]lution,
I [G]guess this [D]song's just [A]an [D]illusion [A][B7]